james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag
Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”
Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”
Remus turning into a fucking werewolf
if you’re always online at the same time as me even if we don’t speak and we just reblog posts from each other we are friends in some way u can’t deny it
Okay so this whole “glee timeline is right now” means that klaine has been engaged for a year or so?
after you’ve been through like a string of fandoms and you’ve decided your favourite character/s for each one, there will come a day when you will list all your faves from each fandom side by side and look at them carefully and realise
you have a type
If I listen to Kurt singing “[…] love your curves and all your edges[…]” or Blaine singing “[…] all your perfect imperfections” I TELL YOU SON I MIGHT NOT SEE ANOTHER DAWN
why is peter pan always flying?
I love this joke because it never grows old
The reason why Harry wasn’t chosen for Ravenclaw was because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the fucking floor.
jesus didn’t die for you to deny yourself the simple and enormous pleasure of having crisscolfer as your otp